If you have a wacky shirt, or insist on wearing a onesie... you're a kayaker.
2. Annoying everyone at the check in desk.
If you're the group that everyone is looking at in an airport... you're a kayaker.
Grab everything from the cupboards and make it into a sandwich... you're a kayaker,
4. Dubstep is always just around the corner.
You either love it, or you know someone who loves it... you're a kayaker.
5. Your profile picture doesn't always speak to truth.
A picture paints a thousand words...
But not always... when you're a kayaker.