Tuesday, 16 February 2016

Top 5 Ways To Know You're A Kayaker

1. A questionable fashion sense.

If you have a wacky shirt, or insist on wearing a onesie... you're a kayaker.

2. Annoying everyone at the check in desk.

If you're the group that everyone is looking at in an airport... you're a kayaker.

3. Diet.

Grab everything from the cupboards and make it into a sandwich... you're a kayaker,

4. Dubstep is always just around the corner.

You either love it, or you know someone who loves it... you're a kayaker.

5. Your profile picture doesn't always speak to truth.

A picture paints a thousand words...

But not always... when you're a kayaker.

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